clean Jokes and Funny Stories

Here is a randomly chosen joke or funny story :-

What do you get if you cross a pig with Count Dracula?
A hampire.

Jokes and Funny Stories - Restaurants and Food - 3

 

This is page 3 of jokes and funny stories about restaurants and food.


I went to a restaurant that was so expensive that they didn't have prices on the menu - just little faces with varying expressions of horror.


Waiter, this food isn't fit for a pig.
I'm sorry sir, I'll bring you some that is.


Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
Throw him a doughnut, sir, it'll make a good lifebelt.


Waiter: may I serve you?
Customer: yes,last week I had some yummy soup I would like to eat that.
Waiter: what is the soup called?
Customer: I don't know, something?
Waiter:Here's your something soup. It had dead eyeballs in it.

Submitted by : Katy Amber Salomone


Waiter to customer: "I know your steak is frozen. I told you it would melt in your mouth, didn't I?"


DINER: Waiter, there's no chicken in this chicken pie.
WAITER: There are no shepherds in the shepherd's pie, either, sir.


DINER: How often do you change the tablecloths in this establishment?
WAITER: I don't know, sir, I've only worked here six months.


'Waiter! There's a fly in my wine!'
'Well, you did ask for something with a little body, sir.'


'Waiter! There's a fly in my alphabet soup!'
I expect it's learning to read, sir.'

Submitted by : John


'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!'
"Don't worry, sir, the tarantula on the roll will catch it."


Page 1 | Page 2 | Page 3 | Page 4 | Page 5 | Page 6





A Joke At Random


My great uncle Morris died of deafness. He was so deaf he didn't hear the roadroller coming.

You can find more like this in the Miscellaneous Jokes category