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What do you get if you cross a baby with a ufo?
An unidentified crying object.

Jokes and Funny Stories - Restaurants and Food - 4

 

This is page 4 of jokes and funny stories about restaurants and food.


'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!'
"Yes, sir, it's the bad meat that attracts them."


Here's a question:
What do restaurants do with frog arms?


Two guys go into a small diner for breakfast, the waitress comes up and asks for their order. "I'll have two eggs over easy, toast, and juice." the first man says. "And I'll have two eggs scrambled, toast, and juice in a clean glass" says the other. The waitress comes some time later and asks "...now who gets the clean glass?"


A man went into a grocer's and saw a sign: 'Normal eggs 30p a dozen, square eggs 50p a dozen.' He asked the manager what the extra twenty pence was for.
'Ah,' came the reply, 'that's danger money for the chicken.'


Waiter, waiter, what's in this stuff?'
'It's bean soup, sir.'
'I asked for its recipe, not its history.'


There was a Scottish baker who tried to economize by making the holes in his doughnuts bigger. He soon gave it up, though. The bigger the hole was the more dough he had to put round it.


Waiter, waiter, this food isn't fit for a pig.'
'Very good sir. I'll go and get you some that is.'


Waiter, waiter, do you have frogs' legs?'
'No, sir, I always walk this way.'


Waiter, waiter, do you have frogs' legs?' 'Yes, sir.'
'Well, hop over the counter and get me a sandwich.'


Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup.'
'No, sir, actually that's the chef. The last customer was a witch doctor.'


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A Joke At Random


I'm not going deaf. I'm ignoring you.

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