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Jokes and Funny Stories - Restaurants and Food - 6

 

This is page 6 of jokes and funny stories about restaurants and food.


Waiter, waiter, do they ever change the tablecloths in thls restaurant?
I don't know, sir. I've only been here a year.


How did you find your steak, sir?
I just turned over a chip and there it was.


Waiter, waiter, you're not fit to serve a pig.
I'm trying my best, sir.


Waiter, waiter, this food is terrible. Bring me the manager.
I'm sorry, sir. He won't eat it either.


Waiter, waiter, there's a small fly in my soup.
I'm sorry, sir. Shall I get you a bigger one?


My brother was in this restaurant. He said, 'Excuse me waiter, but I don't like the look of this cod.'
The waiter said, I'm sorry sir. if I'd known it was looks you were after I'd have got you a goldfish.'


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