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Jokes & Funny Stories About Restaurants & Food
Waiters, food and restaurants have always been a good source of jokes and funny stories. This is page 1 of 6
Waiter, there's a strange film on my soup.
Waiter, waiter, you've given me a wet soup plate.
Waiter, there's a hand in my soup.
"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!"
Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley. "I was in that new restaurant across the street," said one. "It's so clean! The kitchen is spotless, the floors are gleaming white. It's so sanitary the whole place shines." "Please," said the other roach, frowning. "Not while I'm eating!"
Customer: Waiter, what's this fly doing in my ice-cream?
Waiter to customer: "I know your steak is frozen. I told you it would melt in your mouth, didn't I?"
What kind of lettuce was served on the Titanic?
Sponge cake: Dessert made from borrowed ingredients.
"Waiter, do you serve crabs?"
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