Jokes and Funny Stories For Children - 10

 

This is page 10 of jokes and funny stories for children.

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The man said, 'That girl over there thinks she's a tonsil.'
My brother said, 'Well she's very nicely dressed.'
The man said, 'You bet. She thinks the doctor's taking her out tonight.'

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My friend said, 'That bloke over there thinks he's a pack of cards.'
My brother said, 'I'll have to deal with him later.'

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John said, 'That bloke up at the tea counter thinks he's a snooker ball.'
My brother said, 'Ah, so that's why he's at the end of the queue.

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Did you hear about this cowboy whose dog fell over a cliff?
He said, 'Dawg gone.'

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Did you hear about the man who kept thinking he was Dracula?
He was a pain in the neck.

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And did you hear about the smuggler that saw a ghost?
It was the ghostguard.

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My brother saw a witch riding on a broomstick. He said, 'What are you doing on that?'
The witch said, 'My best friend's got the vacuum cleaner.'

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Did you hear about the vampire that swallowed a sheep?
He said he felt baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.

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My mum went rushing to the doctor in a panic. She said, 'Doctor my little girl's swallowed my pen.'
The doctor said,' 'Don't worry you can borrow mine.'

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My dad said, 'My leg, my leg, it's agony.' My mum said, 'That's entirely due to old age.'
My dad said, 'Well my other leg's just as old and that doesn't hurt.'

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