Jokes and Funny Stories For Children - 15

 

This is page 15 of jokes and funny stories for children.

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Hear about the glow-worm that got squashed?
It was de-lighted.

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Did you hear about the ghost who works at Scotland Yard?
He's the Chief in-spectre.

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What's big, green, and ugly and never smiles?
The Incredible Sulk.

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How do you stop an elephant from charging?
Take away his credit cards.

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How do you know if an elephant has been in fridge?
You'll find it's footprints in the butter.

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Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
So that they can hide in cherry trees.
Don't be silly - elephants don't hide in cherry trees!
Have you ever seen one in a cherry tree?
No...
Proves how good the disguise is, doesn't it.

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Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Have you ever tried ironing one?

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What is big, grey and far too dangerous to appear in a circus?
An elephant with a machine gun.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the herd of elephants approaching?
'Here come the elephants!

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?
Earthquakes in Australia.

A Joke At Random

When in charge, ponder. When in doubt, mumble. When in trouble, delegate.

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