Jokes And Funny Stories For Children - 16

This is page 16 of jokes and funny stories for children.

Why do rabbits have shiny noses?
Because their powder puffs are at the wrong end!

How do you make anti-freeze?
Send her to the North Pole.

What song does Tarzan always sing at Christmas?
Jungle Bells.

How do you make a Mexican chilli?
Take him to the North Pole.

What time is it when a chinaman goes to the dentist?
Two-thirty (Tooth hurty).

Piano teacher to pupil: Your fingers are absolutely filthy!
Pupil: That's all right, Miss, I'm only playing the black keys.

Pupil to Teacher: Sir, would you punish a person for something they haven't done?
Teacher: Of course not.
Pupil: Good, then you won't mind that I haven't done my homework!

Teacher to Pupil: Can you name me six things which have milk in them?
Pupil: Cheese, yoghurt, cream - and three cows!

Name the bees' favourite pop star.
Sting.

What's the difference between a crazy rabbit and a forged five pound note?
One is a mad bunny, the other is bad money.

A Joke At Random
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
They couldn't keep their trunks up.
You can find more like this in the Elephant Jokes category

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