Jokes and Funny Stories For Children - 16

This is page 16 of jokes and funny stories for children.

What's grey, has four legs and a trunk?
A mouse going on holiday.

Why do rabbits have shiny noses?
Because their powder puffs are at the wrong end!

How do you make anti-freeze?
Send her to the North Pole.

What song does Tarzan always sing at Christmas?
Jungle Bells.

How do you make a Mexican chilli?
Take him to the North Pole.

What time is it when a chinaman goes to the dentist?
Two-thirty (Tooth hurty).

Piano teacher to pupil: Your fingers are absolutely filthy!
Pupil: That's all right, Miss, I'm only playing the black keys.

Pupil to Teacher: Sir, would you punish a person for something they haven't done?
Teacher: Of course not.
Pupil: Good, then you won't mind that I haven't done my homework!

Teacher to Pupil: Can you name me six things which have milk in them?
Pupil: Cheese, yoghurt, cream - and three cows!

Name the bees' favourite pop star.
Sting.

A Joke At Random

How many MP's does it take to change a light bulb?
Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to form a fact-finding committee to learn more about how it's done.

You can find more like this in the Changing Lightbulbs Jokes category