Jokes and Funny Stories For Children - 17

 

This is page 17 of jokes and funny stories for children.

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What's the difference between a crazy rabbit and a forged five pound note?
One is a mad bunny, the other is bad money.

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How do you spell hungry horse in four letters?
M, T, G, G.

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And now spell mousetrap in three letters.
C, A, T

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What did the shy traffic light say to the motorist?
Don't look now - I'm changing!

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What TV programme is watched mainly by cows?
Moos At Ten.

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Boy cannibal to mother cannibal: Mummy, mummy, can I bring my friend over for tea?
Mother cannibal: Of course, dear, Put him in the fridge and we'll have him later.

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First cannibal: What are you cooking for dinner?
Second cannibal: Shut up and get back in the oven.

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What's a cannibal's favourite meal?
Baked human beans.

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Where do gnomes go to when they're feeling ill?
The National Elf Service.

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What does a caterpillar do every 1st of January?
He turns over a new leaf.

A Joke At Random

Your mama is so fat she fills up the bath tub, and THEN turns on the water.

You can find more like this in the Your Mama Jokes category