Jokes And Funny Stories For Children - 19

This is page 19 of jokes and funny stories for children.

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm invisible.
Who said that?

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a goat.
And how long has this been going on?
Oh, ever since I was a kid.

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a pair curtains.
Pull yourself together!

Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me.
Next, please.

Doctor, Doctor, I've just swallowed a clock!
Don't worry - there's no cause for alarm.

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a sheep. Really? And how do you feel about that? Very baaaaaaad.

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a pack of cards.
Just sit there and I'll deal with you in a minute.

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A Joke At Random

A man walks into a bar and asks the barman, 'Was I in here last night?'
'You certainly were,' replies the barman.
'And did I spend a lot of money?'
'You spent over £100', replies the barman.
'Thank god for that,' says the man, 'I thought I'd wasted it.'

You can find more like this in the Bar Jokes category