Jokes and Funny Stories For Children - 19

 

This is page 19 of jokes and funny stories for children.

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Highway man to traveller: Your money or your life!
Traveller: Take my life, I'm saving up.

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Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm invisible.
Who said that?

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Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a goat.
And how long has this been going on?
Oh, ever since I was a kid.

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Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a pair curtains.
Pull yourself together!

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Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me.
Next, please.

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Doctor, Doctor, I've just swallowed a clock!
Don't worry - there's no cause for alarm.

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Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a sheep. Really? And how do you feel about that? Very baaaaaaad.

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Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a pack of cards.
Just sit there and I'll deal with you in a minute.

A Joke At Random

Q: How many ears does Mr. Spock have?
A: 3. A Left Ear, a Right Ear, and a Final Front Ear!

You can find more like this in the Jokes For Children category