Jokes And Funny Stories For Children 2

This section has more jokes and funny stories chosen especially for children. Though anyone is welcome to view them. This is page 1 of 4

What did the dog say when he sat on a piece of sandpaper?
Ruff.

What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.

What children's toy hates to be touched?
Lego!

What did the panda take with him on vacation?
Just the bear necessities.

Where do fish keep their money?
In river banks.

What would you get if Batman and Robin were run over by a steamroller?
Flatman and ribbon.

Why did the robber take a bath?
So he could make a clean getaway.

What did the rug say to the floor?
I've got you covered.

Why did the farmer ask the vet to examine his cow?
Because she was so mooo-dy.

What do you call a sick crocodile?
An illigator.

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