Jokes And Funny Stories For Children 2

 

This section has more jokes and funny stories chosen especially for children. Though anyone is welcome to view them.

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jokes for children

Why did the belt get sent to prison?
Because it held up a pair of trousers.

What did the dog say when he sat on a piece of sandpaper?
Ruff.

What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.

What children's toy hates to be touched?
Lego!

What did the panda take with him on vacation?
Just the bear necessities.

Where do fish keep their money?
In river banks.

What would you get if Batman and Robin were run over by a steamroller?
Flatman and ribbon.

Why did the robber take a bath?
So he could make a clean getaway.

What did the rug say to the floor?
I've got you covered.

Why did the farmer ask the vet to examine his cow?
Because she was so mooo-dy.


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A Joke At Random

Every Christmas I get a horrendous pain that stays for a week. Then my mother-in-law goes back to her own house.

You can find more like this in the Christmas category