Jokes And Funny Stories For Children 2

This section has more jokes and funny stories chosen especially for children. Though anyone is welcome to view them.
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jokes for children

Why do sqirrels always 'live happily ever afterwards'?
Because they have furry tail ends.

Submitted by : Alan Tyte

"Who's been eating my porridge?" asked baby bear.
"Who's been eating my porridge?" asked mother bear.
"Burp" said father bear.

Brian: (eating his lunch at school)Teacher, I've got a bone stuck in my throat.
Teacher: Are you choking?
Brian: No, I'm serious.

Mother: So what have you learned on your first day at high school?
Son: Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.

What do you get if you cross a palm tree with a frog?
A croakanut.

What is green and sings in the garden?
Elvis Parsley.

What is the opposite of minimum?
Minidad.

Why did Cinderella get dropped from the football team?
She ran away from the ball.

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.

Where does a horse go when he gets sick?
The horspital.

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A Joke At Random

If voting could change the system, it would be illegal.
If not voting could change the system, it would be illegal.

You can find more like this in the Jokes about Politicians category