Jokes and Funny Stories For Children 2

This section has more Jokes and Funny Stories chosen especially for children. Though anyone is welcome to view them. This is page 1 of 4

What did the road say to the bridge?
You make me cross.

Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?
At parking meteors.

How do snowmen travel around?
By iceicle.

What kind of ghost is very useful in the kitchen?
A recipe spook.

Where do fish wash?
In a river basin.

Why did the pig have ink all over his face?
Because it came out of the pen.

How did your mom know that you didn't wash your face?
I forgot to wet the soap.

Which type of dog can tell the time?
A watchdog.

What shouls you say to a dog before he eats?
Bone appetite!

What do cars do at the disco?
Brake dance.

A Joke At Random

A salesman is assigned a new route that takes him into Texas for the first time. After reaching his first stop in Texas, it was late so he checked into a motel. And went to it's restaurant for diner. He ordered a small beer. The waitress brought him a huge mug.
"Waitress" he said," I ordered a small beer." She said," this is Texas, in Texas this is a small beer." Then he ordered a petite steak and the waitress brought him a two inch thick stake so big the sides of it were hanging off the edge of the pater.
"Waitress, I ordered a petite stake"
She told him that in Texas that was a petite stake. After a while all that beer was getting to him, so he asked the waitress where the rest room was. She told him to go down the hall two doors and turn to the *RIGHT*. He staggered down the hall two doors, turned *LEFT*,and walked into the hotel swimming pool. As he bobbed to the surface, he screamed,
"DON'T FLUSH IT!"

You can find more like this in the American Humor category