Jokes and Funny Stories For Children 2 - 2

This is page 2 of jokes and funny stories for children.

Why was the cat afraid of the tree?
Because of its bark.

What did the female cat say to the male cat?
You're the purrfect cat for me.

What did the bicycle call its father?
Pop-cycle.

Where do Snowmen go to dance?
To snowballs.

What goes hum-choo, hum choo?
A bee with a cold.

What do you call a clever monster?
Frank Einstein.

How do you catch King Kong?
Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

Why did the belt get sent to prison?
Because it held up a pair of trousers.

What did the dog say when he sat on a piece of sandpaper?
Ruff.

What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.

A Joke At Random

A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, "Mommy, why does the bride wear white?"
His mom replies, "The bride is in white because she's happy and this is the happiest day of her life."
The boys thinks about this, and then says, "Well then why is the groom wearing black..."

You can find more like this in the Jokes About Children category