Jokes and Funny Stories For Children 2 - 3

 

This is page 3 of jokes and funny stories for children.

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What children's toy hates to be touched?
Lego!

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What did the panda take with him on vacation?
Just the bear necessities.

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Where do fish keep their money?
In river banks.

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What would you get if Batman and Robin were run over by a steamroller?
Flatman and ribbon.

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Why did the robber take a bath?
So he could make a clean getaway.

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What did the rug say to the floor?
I've got you covered.

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Why did the farmer ask the vet to examine his cow?
Because she was so mooo-dy.

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What do you call a sick crocodile?
An illigator.

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Where did Noah keep his bees?
In the ark hives.

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Why do sqirrels always 'live happily ever afterwards'?
Because they have furry tail ends.

Submitted by : Alan Tyte 

A Joke At Random

Why do rabbits have shiny noses?
Because their powder puffs are at the wrong end!

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