Jokes and Funny Stories For Children 2 - 4

 

This is page 4 of jokes and funny stories for children.

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"Who's been eating my porridge?" asked baby bear.
"Who's been eating my porridge?" asked mother bear.
"Burp" said father bear.

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Brian: (eating his lunch at school)Teacher, I've got a bone stuck in my throat.
Teacher: Are you choking?
Brian: No, I'm serious.

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Mother: So what have you learned on your first day at high school?
Son: Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.

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What do you get if you cross a palm tree with a frog?
A croakanut.

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What is green and sings in the garden?
Elvis Parsley.

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What is the opposite of minimum?
Minidad.

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Why did Cinderella get dropped from the football team?
She ran away from the ball.

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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.

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Where does a horse go when he gets sick?
The horspital.

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Where does a duck go when he gets sick?
The ductor.

A Joke At Random

Do I need you? About as much as Custer needed more Indians.

You can find more like this in the Insults category