Jokes and Funny Stories For Children - 2

 

This is page 2 of jokes and funny stories for children.

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What dog smells of onions?
A hot dog.

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What goes zzub zzub?
A bee flying backwards.

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Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water?
He had two sons, so he called them Hot and Cold.

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What key went to college?
A Yale.

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What has four eyes and a mouth?
The Mississippi.

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Who makes suits and eats spinach?
Popeye the Tailorman.

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Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?
It ran out of juice.

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What type of fish performs surgical operations?
A sturgeon.

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Have you heard about the magic tractor?
It turned into a field.

Submitted by : Bushman Bob 

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Q: What did they award the man that invented the door knocker?
A: The No-bell Prize.

A Joke At Random

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ivor.
Ivor who?
Ivor good mind not to tell you.

You can find more like this in the Knock Knock Jokes category