Jokes And Funny Stories For Children - 3

This is page 3 of jokes and funny stories for children.

My brother and me were in this cottage in the country, all on our own, in the dead of night. My brother said, 'What was that noise? I thought I heard an owl.'
I said, 'You probably did. I just stepped on the dog's foot.'

What do you call a Roman emperor with flu?
Julius Sneezer.

What do you call a poster advertising the last teddy for sale?
A one ted poster.

What do you get if you cross a cow with a grass cutter?
A lawn mooer.

What do you get if you cross a football team with a bunch of crazy jokers?
Mad jester united.

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?
A: ground beef.

Submitted by : Samantha Phares 

Q: What do you call a box of ducklings?
A: A box of quackers.

Submitted by : Samantha Phares 

Q: What do you get if you cross a bird with a magician?
A: A flying sorcerer.

Q: What is bright orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: A carrot.

A cucumber and a tomato meet in a saladbar.
Cucumber: Gee, how come you look so red?
Tomato: I saw the salad dressing.

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A Joke At Random

An Essex girl was driving down the A13 when her car phone rang.
It was her boyfriend, urgently warning her, "Treacle, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on the A13. Please be careful!"
"It's not just one car!" said the Essex girl, "There's hundreds of them!"

You can find more like this in the British Humour category