Jokes and Funny Stories For Children - 3

 

This is page 3 of jokes and funny stories for children.

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Did you hear about the robbers who fell in the sea?
They started a crime wave.

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My brother and me were in this cottage in the country, all on our own, in the dead of night. My brother said, 'What was that noise? I thought I heard an owl.'
I said, 'You probably did. I just stepped on the dog's foot.'

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What do you call a Roman emperor with flu?
Julius Sneezer.

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What do you call a poster advertising the last teddy for sale?
A one ted poster.

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What do you get if you cross a cow with a grass cutter?
A lawn mooer.

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What do you get if you cross a football team with a bunch of crazy jokers?
Mad jester united.

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?
A: ground beef.

Submitted by : Samantha Phares 

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Q: What do you call a box of ducklings?
A: A box of quackers.

Submitted by : Samantha Phares 

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Q: What do you get if you cross a bird with a magician?
A: A flying sorcerer.

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Q: What is bright orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: A carrot.

A Joke At Random

What is grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers?
Cinderelephant.

You can find more like this in the Elephant Jokes category