Jokes and Funny Stories For Children - 4

This is page 4 of jokes and funny stories for children.

A cucumber and a tomato meet in a saladbar.
Cucumber: Gee, how come you look so red?
Tomato: I saw the salad dressing.

Q: How many ears does Mr. Spock have?
A: 3. A Left Ear, a Right Ear, and a Final Front Ear!

Q. What did they call prehistoric sailing disasters?
A. Tyrannosaurus wrecks.

What's the difference between a well dressed man and a tired dog?
One wears a suit, and the other just pants.

What does an elephant do when he stubs his toe?
He calls the toe truck.

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mineshaft?
A flat minor!!

What did the parakeet say when he finished shopping?
Just put it on my bill.

What's the hardest key to turn?
A donkey.

What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer.

Did you hear about the boatload of red paint that crashed into a boat carrying blue paint?
13 passengers were marooned.

A Joke At Random

Three animals were having a huge argument over who was the best: The first, a hawk, claimed that because of his ability to fly, he could attack anything repeatedly from above, and his prey had nary a chance. The second, a lion, based his claim on his strength---none in the forest dared to challenge him. The third, a skunk, insisted he needed neither flight nor strength to frighten off any creature. As the trio debated the issue, a grizzly bear came along and swallowed them all: hawk, lion and stinker!

You can find more like this in the Animal Jokes category