clean Jokes and Funny Stories

Here is a randomly chosen joke or funny story :-

What do you call a teletubby who's been robbed?
A tubby

Jokes and Funny Stories For Children

 

This section has jokes and funny stories chosen especially for children. Though anyone is welcome to view them.

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What kind of money do snowmen use?
Iced lolly.


Q. What did the elf use to make him taller?
A. He used elf raising flour.

Submitted by : Brookie 


What did the traffic light say to the car?
Don't look, I'm changing.


How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb up a tree and act like a nut.


Teacher: Give me a sentence with the word 'analyze' in it.
Pupil: My sister Anna lies in bed until nine o'clock.


Which soldiers smell of salt and pepper?
Seasoned troopers.


What do you call a nervous witch?
a twitch.


What do you call a girl with the Titanic on her head?
Mandy lifeboats.


Who was the first underwater spy?
James Pond.


What has webbed feet and fangs?
Count Quackula.







A Joke At Random

A hermit was arrested after driving a hundred miles an hour, the charge was recluse driving.

You can find more like this in the British Humour category