Jokes And Funny Stories For Children

 

This section has jokes and funny stories chosen especially for children. Though anyone is welcome to view them.

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Q. What did the elf use to make him taller?
A. He used elf raising flour.

Submitted by : Brookie 

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What did the traffic light say to the car?
Don't look, I'm changing.

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How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb up a tree and act like a nut.

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Teacher: Give me a sentence with the word 'analyze' in it.
Pupil: My sister Anna lies in bed until nine o'clock.

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Which soldiers smell of salt and pepper?
Seasoned troopers.

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What do you call a nervous witch?
a twitch.

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What do you call a girl with the Titanic on her head?
Mandy lifeboats.

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Who was the first underwater spy?
James Pond.

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What has webbed feet and fangs?
Count Quackula.

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What dog smells of onions?
A hot dog.

A Joke At Random

And which really horrible Mother Superior went all over Europe beating people up?
Attila the Nun.

You can find more like this in the Jokes For Children category