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Jokes For Children
Here is our selection of jokes and funny stories for children.
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Which famous English King invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8th.
Submitted by: Bobby G
What does an astronaut use to keep up his trousers?
An asteroid belt.
Why is a baseball team like a pancake?
Because they both need a good batter.
Where does Blackbeard the Pirate hide his treasure chest?
Underneath his treasure shirt.
Submitted by: Brian
What item is usually bought by the metre, yet is worn by the foot?
Where does a baby ape like to sleep?
In an apricot.
Why was the centipede dropped from the soccer team?
It took him too long to put his boots on.
What gets bigger the more you take away?
A hole in the ground.
What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe?
A really long hairbrush.
How do you make a bandstand?
Take their chairs away.