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Jokes For Children

Here is our selection of jokes and funny stories for children.
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Which famous English King invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8th.

Submitted by: Bobby G

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What does an astronaut use to keep up his trousers?
An asteroid belt.

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Why is a baseball team like a pancake?
Because they both need a good batter.

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Where does Blackbeard the Pirate hide his treasure chest?
Underneath his treasure shirt.

Submitted by: Brian

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What item is usually bought by the metre, yet is worn by the foot?
A carpet.

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Where does a baby ape like to sleep?
In an apricot.

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Why was the centipede dropped from the soccer team?
It took him too long to put his boots on.

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What gets bigger the more you take away?
A hole in the ground.

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What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe?
A really long hairbrush.

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How do you make a bandstand?
Take their chairs away.


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