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What do you call a man with a duck on his head?Donald.
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Knock Knock Jokes - 17
This is page 17 of knock knock jokes.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan infectious disease.
Who's there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan infectious disease.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Money.
Money who?
Money is stiff, I hurt it playing football.
Who's there?
Money.
Money who?
Money is stiff, I hurt it playing football.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Major.
Major who?
Major answer, didn't I?
Who's there?
Major.
Major who?
Major answer, didn't I?
Will you remember me in a month?
Certainly.
Will you remember me in a year?
Of course.
Will you remember me in two years?
Yes.
Will you remember me in three years?
Of course I will!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
See, you've forgotten me already.
Certainly.
Will you remember me in a year?
Of course.
Will you remember me in two years?
Yes.
Will you remember me in three years?
Of course I will!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
See, you've forgotten me already.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida thirty-two chocolate bars and now I feel terrible.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida thirty-two chocolate bars and now I feel terrible.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alec.
Alec who?
Alec Mary but I don't like you.
Submitted by : Steve
Who's there?
Alec.
Alec who?
Alec Mary but I don't like you.
Submitted by : Steve
Knock knock
Who's there?
Don Juan
Don Juan who?
I Don Juan to set the world on fire!
Who's there?
Don Juan
Don Juan who?
I Don Juan to set the world on fire!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
Gee, I didn't know you knew how to yodel.
Who's there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
Gee, I didn't know you knew how to yodel.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Felix.
Felix who?
Felix my ice cream, I'll hit him.
Who's there?
Felix.
Felix who?
Felix my ice cream, I'll hit him.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ammonia
Ammonia who?
Ammonia little girl and I can't reach the bell.
Who's there?
Ammonia
Ammonia who?
Ammonia little girl and I can't reach the bell.
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A Joke At Random
"A fool can ask more questions than a wise man can answer," quoted the professor. "Maybe that's why we all flunked your last test," came an anonymous retort from the rear of the lecture hall.
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