Knock Knock Jokes - 2

 

This is page 2 of knock knock jokes.

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Knock, knock. Who's there?
Termite.
Termite who?
Termite's the night!

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Knock, knock. Who's there?
Moscow.
Moscow who?
Moscow home real soon.

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Knock, knock. Who's there?
Dublin.
Dublin who?
Dublin up with laughter.

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Knock, knock. Who's there?
Abba.
Abba who?
Abba'out time you opened this door.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there?
Brad.
Brad who?
Brad news I'm afraid.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there?
Bruce.
Bruce who?
I Bruce easily, so please don't hit me.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there?
Carrie.
Carrie who?
Carrie me home please, I'm very tired.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe come out to play.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there?
Celeste.
Celeste who?
Celeste time I'm going to lend you money.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there?
Chair.
Chair who?
Chair you go again, asking more questions.

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