Knock Knock Jokes - 3

This is page 3 of knock knock jokes.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for lunch.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke out, the cops are after you.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sheila.
Sheila who?
Sheila be coming round the mountain when she comes . . .

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Owl aboard!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Osborn.
Osborn who?
Osborn today - it's my birthday.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Safari.
Safari who?
Safari so good.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Razor.
Razor who?
Razor hands, this is a stick-up!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Soda.
Soda who?
Soda you.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Scold.
Scold who?
Scold outside.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Thea.
Thea who?
Thea later, alligator.

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A Joke At Random

What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right hand?
Your right elbow.

You can find more like this in the Miscellaneous Jokes category