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Q: What do you call a psychic dwarf that just escaped from prison?
A: A small Medium at large.

Knock Knock Jokes - 3

 

This is page 3 of knock knock jokes.


Knock, Knock. Who's there?
Zinc.
Zinc who?
Zinc I must have the wrong address, sorry.


Knock, Knock. Who's there?
Bless.
Bless who?
But, I didn't sneeze.


Knock, Knock. Who's there?
Sincerely.
Sincerely who?
Sincerely this morning, I've been knocking.


Knock, Knock. Who's there?
Chloe.
Chloe who?
Chloe's Encounters of the Third Kind.


Knock, Knock. Who's there?
Cologne.
Cologne who?
Cologne me names won't help.


Knock, Knock. Who's there?
Gruesome.
Gruesome who?
I like flowers so I gruesome.


Knock, Knock. Who's there?
Ida.
Ida who?
Ida Kline to answer that.


Knock, Knock. Who's there?
Cynthia.
Cynthia who?
Cynthia you been away I have really missed you.


Knock, Knock. Who's there?
Asia.
Asia who?
Asia brother in?


Knock, Knock. Who's there?
Baby Owl.
Baby Owl who?
Baby Owl see you later, but perhaps I won't.







A Joke At Random

What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?
Lawsuits.

You can find more like this in the Lawyers category