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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a duck?
A bird that lays down.

Knock Knock Jokes - 4

 

This is page 4 of knock knock jokes.


Knock, Knock. Who's there?
Bashful.
Bashful who?
Sorry, I can't tell you, I'm too bashful.


Knock, Knock. Who's there?
Cindy.
Cindy who?
Cindy next one in please.


Knock, Knock. Who's there?
Cows.
Cows who?
Cows go 'moo' not who.


Knock, Knock. Who's there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup with me later and I will tell you.


Knock, Knock. Who's there?
Millicent.
Millicent who?
Millicent me round to knock on your door.


Knock, Knock. Who's there?
Costa.
Costa who?
Costa lot.


Knock, Knock. Who's there?
Crete.
Crete who?
Crete to see you again.


Knock, Knock. Who's there?
Crispin.
Crispin who?
Crispin crunchy is how I like my apples.


Knock, Knock. Who's there?
Cassette.
Cassette who?
Cassette your dinner, I'm sorry.


Knock, Knock. Who's there?
Bea.
Bea who?
Beacause I'm worth it.







A Joke At Random


Johnny wanted to look suave for the local dance so he slipped into the local barber shop. "I want a Tony Curtis haircut." So Taffy started trimming around the back with the clippers. Then he started going higher and higher with them till Johnny started to get a bit worried. But like most barbers, this one had verbal diarrhea, and was yapping non stop about movies and movie stars. "Yeah, I like Tony Curtis too." as he trimmed up and over Johnny's ears. "Wasn't he great in 'The King and I'?"

You can find more like this in the Miscellaneous Jokes category