Knock Knock Jokes - 4

This is page 4 of knock knock jokes.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cereal.
Cereal who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Delores.
Delores who?
Delores on the side of the good guys.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dummy.
Dummy who?
Dummy a favor and go away.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Eddie.
Eddie who?
Eddie body home?

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
Europe to no good.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Enoch.
Enoch who?
Enoch and Enoch but nobody opens the door.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Gino.
Gino who?
Gino me, open the door.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ferdie.
Ferdie who?
Ferdie last time, open this door!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hiram.
Hiram who?
Hiram fine, how are you?

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jess.
Jess who?
Jess one of those things.

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A Joke At Random

King Henry VIII called in the executioner.
He said, 'What do you charge to do an execution?'
The executioner said, 'A pound sir.'
The King said, 'And what if I wanted to have all my six wives done at the same time?'
The executioner said, 'Well in that case it'd be 60p a head.'

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