Knock Knock Jokes - 5

This is page 5 of knock knock jokes.

Knock, Knock. Who's there?
Ahmed.
Ahmed who?
Ahmed a big mistake coming here.

Knock, Knock. Who's there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore stands between us, open it please.

Knock, Knock. Who's there?
Adair.
Adair who?
Adair once but I'm completely bald now.

Knock, Knock. Who's there?
Bacon.
Bacon who?
Bacon a cake for your birthday.

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Bed.
Bed who?
Bed you can't guess who I am.

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Abbey.
Abbey who?
Abbey stung me on the nose.

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Barbie.
Barbie who?
Barbie Q.

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Anne.
Anne who?
Anne apple just landed on my head.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Danielle.
Danielle who?
Danielle at me, it's not my fault.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Moose.
Moose who?
Moose you keep asking so many questions?

A Joke At Random

A born loser: Somebody who calls the telephone number that's scrawled in lipstick on the phone booth wall -- and his wife answers.

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