Knock Knock Jokes - 5

This is page 5 of knock knock jokes.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Osborn.
Osborn who?
Osborn today - it's my birthday.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Safari.
Safari who?
Safari so good.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Razor.
Razor who?
Razor hands, this is a stick-up!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Soda.
Soda who?
Soda you.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Scold.
Scold who?
Scold outside.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Thea.
Thea who?
Thea later, alligator.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cereal.
Cereal who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Delores.
Delores who?
Delores on the side of the good guys.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dummy.
Dummy who?
Dummy a favor and go away.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Eddie.
Eddie who?
Eddie body home?

A Joke At Random

In the mid-sixties, there was a hippy named Benny in San Francisco. Benny was real hip, but he just couldn't grow a beard like the rest of the flower child guys in Haight-Ashbury (Hashbury). One day Benny met up with a Gypsy Lady who liked him enough to grant him a wish, so, naturally, Benny wished for a beard. Gypsy Lady granted the wish but warned Benny to ALWAYS wear the beard, never cut it off. Well, the years went by, the flower children aged, the hippoy movement sorta died out, Benny went on to a career as a successful financial adviser. Benny decided the beard no longer fit his image so, ignoring the Gypsy Lady's warnings, he shaved it off. **POOF** Benny disintegrated into a pile of ashes, the janitor swept him up and deposited him in a jar.
Moral of the story: A Benny shaved is a Benny urned.

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