Knock Knock Jokes - 5

This is page 5 of knock knock jokes.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yule.
Yule who?
Yule never know just how much I love you.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ooze.
Ooze who?
Ooze that knocking at my door?

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Red.
Red who?

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Onya.
Onya who?
Onya marks, get set, go.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah counting for taste.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Distress.
Distress who?
Distress is brand new.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fanta.
Fanta who?
Fanta Claus.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ivana.
Ivana who?
Ivana be alone.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
July.
July who?
July or do you tell the truth?

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pear.
Pear who?
Pear of shoes.

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