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What do you call a secret agent that hangs around department stores?
A counterspy.

Knock Knock Jokes - 6

 

This is page 6 of knock knock jokes.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Almond.
Almond who?
Almond the side of the law.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Smee.
Smee who?
Smee, your friend.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Knee.
Knee who?
Kneed you ask?


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bernadette.
Bernadette who?
Bernadette my lunch.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Duncan.
Duncan who?
Duncan your doughnut again?


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Oslo.
Oslo who?
Oslo down, you're going way too fast.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jewel.
Jewel who?
Jewel be sorry.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Imus.
Imus who?
Imus get in out of the rain.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Crate.
Crate who?
Crate to be here.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hair combs.
Hair combs who?
Hair combs the bride.







A Joke At Random


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