Knock Knock Jokes - 7

This is page 7 of knock knock jokes.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bella.
Bella who?
Bella the ball.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Gaskill.
Gaskill who?
Gaskills if its not turned off.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce in and we'll tell you.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
That's right.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Micky
Micky who?
Micky won't fit in the lock, that's why I'm knocking.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dummy.
Dummy who?
Dummy a favor and let me in.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Thumping.
Thumping who?
Thumping green and slimy just crawled up your leg.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the way I talk now that I've got false teeth.

Knock, Knock
Who is there?
Hatch
Hatch Who?
Bless you.

Submitted by : Anjy 

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry.

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A Joke At Random

How many books can you put on an empty shelf?
One. After that it isn't empty.

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