Knock Knock Jokes - 7

This is page 7 of knock knock jokes.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah counting for taste.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Distress.
Distress who?
Distress is brand new.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fanta.
Fanta who?
Fanta Claus.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ivana.
Ivana who?
Ivana be alone.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
July.
July who?
July or do you tell the truth?

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pear.
Pear who?
Pear of shoes.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Perry.
Perry who?
Perry well, thank you.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sloane.
Sloane who?
Sloanely outside - let me in.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Summer.
Summer who?
Summer good, some are bad.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Tarzan.
Tarzan who?
Tarzan stripes forever.

A Joke At Random

'Tell me, young man,' said the father to his prospective son-in-law, 'if my daughter marries you, and I give her a substantial dowry, what have you to offer her in return?' 'I'll give you a receipt.'

You can find more like this in the Jokes About Marriage category