Knock Knock Jokes - 7

This is page 7 of knock knock jokes.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Levin.
Levin who?
I'm Levin on a jet plane.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Thistle.
Thistle who?
Thistle teach you not to ask stupid questions.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Zeal.
Zeal who?
Zeal it with a kiss.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
One-eye.
One-eye who?
You're the one-eye cannot stand.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
Cows go moo not who.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ivor.
Ivor who?
Ivor good mind not to tell you.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Taylor.
Taylor who?
Taylor I can't make it.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sari.
Sari who?
Sari wrong number.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Isidore.
Isidore who?
Isidore unlocked?

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Conan.
Conan who?
Conan the cob.

A Joke At Random

I went on vacation last week. What a week it was. Only rained twice - once for three days, once for four.

You can find more like this in the Vacation Jokes category