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What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper?
A slippery customer.

Knock Knock Jokes - 8

 

This is page 8 of knock knock jokes.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Miguel.
Miguel who?
Miguel friend says she doen't want to see me anymore.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jilly.
Jilly who?
It's Jilly standing out here - please let me come in.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy door is finally opened you will find out.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ash.
Ash who?
Bless you.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Darrel.
Darrel who?
Darrel never be another you.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut thing till you hear from me.


Knock, knock.
Who\'s there?
G.I.
G.I. who?
G.I. don\'t know.


Knock, knock.
Who\'s there?
Issue.
Issue who?
Issue ready to go?


Knock, knock.
Who\'s there?
Levin.
Levin who?
Levin on a jet plane.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Candy.
Candy who?
Candy cow jump over the moon?







A Joke At Random

Where does a horse go when he gets sick?
The horspital.

You can find more like this in the Jokes For Children 2 category