Knock Knock Jokes - 9

This is page 9 of knock knock jokes.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Micky
Micky who?
Micky won't fit in the lock, that's why I'm knocking.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dummy.
Dummy who?
Dummy a favor and let me in.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Thumping.
Thumping who?
Thumping green and slimy just crawled up your leg.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the way I talk now that I've got false teeth.

Knock, Knock
Who is there?
Hatch
Hatch Who?
Bless you.

Submitted by : Anjy 

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any biscuits?

Submitted by : Joan 

Knock knock
Who's there?
Scott
Scott who?
Scott nothing to do with you.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow good asking me.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tish
Tish who?
Bless you

A Joke At Random

A man was sitting on a bus chewing gum and staring vacantly into space. Suddenly the old woman sitting opposite him said, "It's no good you talking to me young man, I'm stone deaf."

You can find more like this in the Miscellaneous Jokes category