Knock Knock Jokes - 9

This is page 9 of knock knock jokes.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sicily.
Sicily who?
Sicily question.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ewan.
Ewan who?
No one, just me.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive just round the corner.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You're welcome.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for lunch.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke out, the cops are after you.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sheila.
Sheila who?
Sheila be coming round the mountain when she comes . . .

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Owl aboard!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Osborn.
Osborn who?
Osborn today - it's my birthday.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Safari.
Safari who?
Safari so good.

A Joke At Random

I knew that I must be drunk when I started feeling sophisticated - and couldn't pronounce it.

You can find more like this in the Drunks category