Knock Knock Jokes

A few years ago knock knock jokes were very popular. Here are a few which we have dusted-off.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yule.
Yule who?
Yule never know just how much I love you.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ooze.
Ooze who?
Ooze that knocking at my door?

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Red.
Red who?

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Onya.
Onya who?
Onya marks, get set, go.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah counting for taste.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Distress.
Distress who?
Distress is brand new.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fanta.
Fanta who?
Fanta Claus.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ivana.
Ivana who?
Ivana be alone.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
July.
July who?
July or do you tell the truth?

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pear.
Pear who?
Pear of shoes.

A Joke At Random

Small girl seeing Buckingham Palace for the first time: `Our front garden is concreted over too'.

You can find more like this in the Jokes About Children category