Knock Knock Jokes

A few years ago knock knock jokes were very popular. Here are a few which we have dusted-off.

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Knock, knock.
Who\'s there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
Cows go moo not who.

Knock, knock.
Who\'s there?
Ivor.
Ivor who?
Ivor good mind not to tell you.

Knock, knock.
Who\'s there?
Taylor.
Taylor who?
Taylor I can\'t make it.

Knock, knock.
Who\'s there?
Sari.
Sari who?
Sari wrong number.

Knock, knock.
Who\'s there?
Isidore.
Isidore who?
Isidore unlocked?

Knock, knock.
Who\'s there?
Conan.
Conan who?
Conan the cob.

Knock, knock.
Who\'s there?
Miguel.
Miguel who?
Miguel friend says she doen\'t want to see me anymore.

Knock, knock.
Who\'s there?
Jilly.
Jilly who?
It\'s Jilly standing out here - please let me come in.

Knock, knock.
Who\'s there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy door is finally opened you will find out.

Knock, knock.
Who\'s there?
Ash.
Ash who?
Bless you.

A Joke At Random
God was sitting in heaven one day when a scientist said to Him, "God, we don't need you anymore. Science has finally figured out a way to create life out of nothing - in other words, we can now do what you did in the beginning."
"Oh, is that so? Tell Me..." replies God.
"Well," says the scientist, "we can take dirt and form it into the likeness of you and breathe life into it, thus creating man."
"Well, that's very interesting...show Me." So the scientist bends down to the earth and starts to mold the soil into the shape of a man.
"No, no, no..." interrupts God, "Get your own dirt."
You can find more like this in the Miscellaneous Jokes category

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