Knock Knock Jokes

 

A few years ago knock knock jokes were very popular. Here are a few which we have dusted-off.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Avenue.
Avenue who?
Avenue guessed yet?

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow joke standing out here in the cold.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Budapest.
Budapest who?
You're nothing Budapest.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Colin.
Colin who?
Colin round to see you.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Oooh Ooh Ooh.
Ooh Oooh Ooh who?
Stop pretending to be a fire engine and let me in.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken you not guess?

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nona.
It's Nona who?
It's Nona your business.

Submitted by : Robert 

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie versary.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard I know?

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Knock, knock. Who's there?
Smee.
Smee who?
Smee, your friend.

A Joke At Random

Quiet Please - Driver sleeping

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