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Knock Knock Jokes - Page 1

Here is our selection of really ancient knock knock jokes.


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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Pizza.
Pizza who?
I'm gonna give her a pizza my mind!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mickey.
Mickey who?
Mickey won't work, so please open the door for me!
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Beats.
Beats who?
Beats me.

Submitted by: Brian
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Max.
Max who?
Max no difference to me.

Submitted by: Brian
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken you let me in now?
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Elsie.
Elsie who?
Elsie you some other time.
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Do you know me?
Yes, of course I know you.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
I thought you knew me!

Submitted by: Joe
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Harriet.
Harriet who?
Harriet my lunch so now I'm hungry.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Waddle.
Waddle who?
Waddle you give me if I leave you alone?
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Weirdo.
Weirdo who?
Weirdo you think you're going?

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