Miscellaneous Jokes and Funny Stories - 11

 

This is page 11 of miscellaneous jokes and funny stories.

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When I was young I had a lot of spots and pimples. One day I fell asleep in a library. I woke up and a blind man was reading my face.

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Beam me up, Scotty. There's no intelligent life down here. - J.T. Kirk

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You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can make a fool of yourself anytime.

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If your feet smell and your nose runs - you're built upside down.

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Old musicians never die, they just decompose.

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Quasimodo - that name rings a bell.

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A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.

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Please, no deja vu I don't want to go through that again.

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There were these two peanuts walking down the street and one was assaulted.

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What does D.N.A stand for?
The National Dyslexia Association

Submitted by : Jimmy All Woman 

A Joke At Random

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Safari.
Safari who?
Safari so good.

You can find more like this in the Knock Knock Jokes category