clean Jokes and Funny Stories

Here is a randomly chosen joke or funny story :-

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
An alarm cluck.

Miscellaneous Jokes and Funny Stories - 5

 

This is page 5 of miscellaneous jokes and funny stories.

No,Scotty. I said "Beam me ABOARD". Not "A BROAD"

Sorry, I forgot all about the amnesia conference!

Salvador Dali for Coca Cola: It's surreal thing.

Prunes give you a run for your money.

Now that I have your ear, Mr. Van Gogh...

My reality check just bounced - Insufficient substance.

Me? FAT? No, just horizontally challenged....

Mary had potatoes, wine, salad, and a little lamb.

Is that seat saved? No, but we're praying for it.

I'm so broke, I can't even afford to pay attention.







A Joke At Random

Why did the bees go on strike?
Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers.

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