Miscellaneous Jokes and Funny Stories

These are the jokes and funny stories which do not fit in any of the other categories.

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What purrs quietly along the road and leaves holes in your lawn?
A Moles Royce.

Do you feel like a glass of orange juice?
Why? Do I look like one?

Where can you dance in California?
San Frandisco.

How did Moby Dick celebrate his birthday?
He had a whale of a party.

Where do pigeons meet for coffee?
In a nest-cafe.

Why is a sofa like a roast chicken?
Because they're both full of stuffing.

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
Because it was two-tyred.

What did the vampire call his false teeth?
A new fangled device.

How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?
Bolt upright.

Have you ever seen a duchess?
Yes - it's exactly the same as an English "s".

A Joke At Random

How do you make a Mexican chilli?
Take him to the North Pole.

You can find more like this in the Jokes For Children category