clean Jokes and Funny Stories

Here is a randomly chosen joke or funny story :-

What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand?
Quatro sinko.

Miscellaneous Jokes and Funny Stories

 

These are the jokes and funny stories which do not fit in any of the other categories.

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What purrs quietly along the road and leaves holes in your lawn?
A Moles Royce.


Do you feel like a glass of orange juice?
Why? Do I look like one?


Where can you dance in California?
San Frandisco.


How did Moby Dick celebrate his birthday?
He had a whale of a party.


Where do pigeons meet for coffee?
In a nest-cafe.


Why is a sofa like a roast chicken?
Because they're both full of stuffing.


Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
Because it was two-tyred.


What did the vampire call his false teeth?
A new fangled device.


How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?
Bolt upright.


Have you ever seen a duchess?
Yes - it's exactly the same as an English "s".







A Joke At Random

How do you make a Mexican chilli?
Take him to the North Pole.

You can find more like this in the Jokes For Children category