Miscellaneous Jokes And Funny Stories

These are the jokes and funny stories which do not fit in any of the other categories.

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Where would you go to see a man-eating fish?
A seafood restaurant.

What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right hand?
Your right elbow.

I was a war baby. My parents took one look at me and started fighting.

I drank eight cokes and burped 7-up

I used to work as a glass blower, but had to give it up as it gave me a pane.

Good turns make me dizzy

A man was sitting on a bus chewing gum and staring vacantly into space. Suddenly the old woman sitting opposite him said, "It's no good you talking to me young man, I'm stone deaf."

Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.

According to a recent survey by the Academy of Incomplete Research, nine out of ten people are

I'm so homesick.
But this is your home.
I know, and I'm sick of it.

A Joke At Random
What is the difference between an angry circus owner and a Roman barber?
One is a raving showman, and the other is a shaving Roman!
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