Mother-in-law Jokes And Funny Stories

Mothers-in-law have been one of the most popular topics of jokes for years. Here are just some of the mother-in-law jokes and funny stories.

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A woman woke her husband in the middle of the night and told him "there is a burglar downstairs in the kitchen and he is eating the cake that my mother made for us."
The husband said, "who shall I call, the police or an ambulance?"

Bill: I was sorry to hear that your mother-in-law died. What was the complaint?
George: We haven't had any yet.

A man who hated his mother-in-law got three wishes from a genie.
Genie: "Whatever you wish for, your mother-in-law gets DOUBLE."
First wish: "I would like one billion dollars."
Genie: "Ok but mom get's two billion."
Second wish: "I would like an island off the coast of Greece."
Genie: "OK but mom get's two islands."
Third wish: " I would like you to beat me half to death."

Submitted by : John Porcello 

My mother in law called today...
I knew it was her, when she knocked on the front door all the mice threw themselves on the traps!

Your mumma is so dumb she took a ruler 2 bed 2 c how long she slept!

Submitted by : moley 

Your mumma is so dumb she can't even pass a blood test!

Submitted by : moley 

What's the definition of mixed emotions?
When you see your new mother-in law backing off a cliff in your new Mercedes.

I gave my mother-in-law a waterproof, shockproof, anti-magnetic, unbreakable watch. She went and lost it.

Did you hear the one about the cannibal who got married, and at the wedding reception, toasted his mother-in-law?

'Oh, Nigel, I hear you buried you mother-in-law last week.' 'Had to... she was dead.'

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