Mouse Jokes and Funny Stories

Jokes and funny stories about mice.

What should to sing to a mouse at their birthday party?
For cheese a jolly good fellow.

What do rodents say when they are playing bingo?
"Eyes down for a full mouse."

What is grey and hairy and lives on a man's face?
A mousetache.

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
When it's raining cats and dogs.

What do you get is you cross an elephant with a cat?
Very nervous mice.

What has three tails, twelve legs and can't see?
Three blind mice.

How do you save a drowning mouse?
Give it mouse to mouse resuscitation.

When does a mouse need an umbrella?
When it's raining cats and dogs.

Hickory Dickory Dock,
3 mice ran up the clock,
The clock struck one,
The other 2 got away with minor injuries.

Momma mouse was getting food in the kitchen with her baby when the cat pounced in. Snatching up the kid Momma ran for the mousehole but it was obvious she wasn't going to make it. Finally in desperation she whipped around and shouted "Bark, Bark" at the cat. The cat skidded to a halt and ran away. Momma mouse turned to her baby and said, "You see how important it is to learn a foreign language!"

A Joke At Random

There were two brunettes in the front of a truck, and three blondes in the back. They rolled off a cliff into the ocean. The brunettes survived, but the blondes died. Why?
They couldn't get the tailgate open.

You can find more like this in the Jokes About Blondes category