Office Jokes And Humor - 5

This is page 5 of our collection of office jokes and humor.

The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you've got it made.

If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary form.

Confession is good for the soul, but bad for your career.

Xerox never comes up with anything original.

To err is human. To forgive is not company policy.

No man goes before his time. Unless, of course, the boss leaves early.

I like work it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

A new supply of round tuits has arrived and are available from your secretary.
Anyone who has been putting off work until they got a round tuit now has no excuse for further procrastination.

Rules:
(1) The boss is always right.
(2) When the boss is wrong, refer to rule 1.

I overheard two dissatisfied colleagues talking today, one was saying that he was going to work for Euro Disney because he was fed up with his present job and wanted to work for a real Mickey Mouse Operation.

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A Joke At Random

Don't ignore the panhandler who asks you for a dime for a cup of coffee. Give it to him. Then follow him and find out where they still sell coffee for a dime.

You can find more like this in the American Humor category