Office Jokes And Humor - 5

 

This is page 5 of our collection of office jokes and humor.

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When in charge, ponder. When in doubt, mumble. When in trouble, delegate.

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I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

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The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you've got it made.

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If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary form.

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Confession is good for the soul, but bad for your career.

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Xerox never comes up with anything original.

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To err is human. To forgive is not company policy.

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No man goes before his time. Unless, of course, the boss leaves early.

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I like work it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

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A new supply of round tuits has arrived and are available from your secretary.
Anyone who has been putting off work until they got a round tuit now has no excuse for further procrastination.

A Joke At Random

To err is human, to forgive is Not Company Policy.

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