Questions - 2

This is page 2 of interesting questions.

What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?

What happened to the first 6 "ups"?

When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're sitting there, staring at carpeting?

If a train-station is where a train stops, what happens at a workstation?

If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

When you're sending someone styrofoam, what do you pack it in?

Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?

Can you call someone on the other side of the international date line and get tomorrow's winning lottery numbers?

Where do they get the seeds to grow seedless oranges?

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

A Joke At Random

Doctor: Face the window, would you? Now stick out your tongue.
Patient: But - Why am I facing the window?
Doctor: Because I don't like the man next door.

You can find more like this in the Doctors category