clean Jokes and Funny Stories

Here is a randomly chosen joke or funny story :-

What do you get if you cross a baby with a ufo?
An unidentified crying object.

Questions - 3

 

This is page 3 of interesting questions.


If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?


Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?
They all have phones.


Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?


Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?


Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?


Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?


If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?


If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?


Why is it called the tourist season if we can't shoot at them?


Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?


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A Joke At Random

What do you get if you cross a pig with Count Dracula?
A hampire.

You can find more like this in the What Do? category