clean Jokes and Funny Stories

Here is a randomly chosen joke or funny story :-

What do you call a baby budgie?
A budget.

Questions

 

Here are some interesting questions.

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What kind of bow can't be tied?
A rainbow.

Why, if the best things in life are free, the next-best things are so expensive?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

How many weeks are there in a light year?

What goes up but never comes down?
Your age.

Why did they put an 's' in the word 'lisp'?

If it really is a small world, why does it cost so much to run it?

Is an angle a triangle with only two sides?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

How come you never hear about gruntled employees?


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A Joke At Random

My sister went to first aid lessons. They said, 'What's the first thing you'd do if a man was blown up by dynamite?'
My sister said, 'Wait for him to come down.'

You can find more like this in the Jokes For Children category