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Questions

 

Here are some interesting questions.

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Why did they put an 's' in the word 'lisp'?


If it really is a small world, why does it cost so much to run it?


Is an angle a triangle with only two sides?


Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?


How come you never hear about gruntled employees?


What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?


What happened to the first 6 "ups"?


When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're sitting there, staring at carpeting?


If a train-station is where a train stops, what happens at a workstation?


If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?


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A Joke At Random

A woman and her little girl were visitng the grave of the little girl's grandmother. On their way through the cemetary back to the car, the little girl asked, "Mommy, do they ever bury two people in the same grave?"
"Of course not, dear." replied the mother, "Why would you think that?"
"The tombstone back there said 'Here lies a lawyer and an honest man.'"

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