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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Harriet.
Harriet who?
Harriet my lunch so now I'm hungry.

Located in the Knock Knock section

Insults

You have a striking personality. How long has it been on strike?

Located in the Insults section

What Do?

What do you call a ninety year old ant?
An antique.

Located in the What Do? section

Mother-in-law

I gave my mother-in-law a waterproof, shockproof, anti-magnetic, unbreakable watch. She went and lost it.

Located in the Mother-in-law section

Marriage

Bob: I don't know what to do about my wife.
Fred: What's wrong with her?
Bob: It's her memory.
Fred: You mean she can't remember anything?
Bob: No, she remembers everything.

Located in the Marriage section

For Children

Boy: Can you change twenty pence for me?
Father: Yeah, that's no problem.
Boy: Good. Change it to fifty pence please.

Located in the For Children section

Marriage

John's dad picked him up from school to take him to a dental appointment. Knowing the parts for the school play were supposed to be posted today, he asked his son if he got a part.
John enthusiastically announced that he'd gotten a part. "I play a man who's been married for twenty years."
"That's great, son. Keep up the good work and before you know it they'll be giving you a speaking part."

Located in the Marriage section

Cannibals

What happened when the cannibals ate a comedian?
They had a feast of fun.

Located in the Cannibals section

Education

Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher?
She couldn't control her pupils!

Located in the Education section



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