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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Toto.
Toto who?
Totolly devoted to you.

Located in the Knock Knock section

Children

The first thing a child learns when he gets a drum is that he'll never get another one.

Located in the Children section

Did You Hear?

Did you hear about the paranoid with low self-esteem?
He thought that nobody important was out to get him.

Located in the Did You Hear? section

Yo Mama

Yo' mama's so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told the cops she got mugged!

Located in the Yo Mama section

Elephants

What is grey but turns red?
An embarrassed elephant.

Located in the Elephants section

What Do?

What do you call a man who walks through the autumn leaves?
Russell.

Located in the What Do? section

Doctors

Doctor, Doctor everyone keeps calling me a liar.
I can't believe that!

Located in the Doctors section

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cereal.
Cereal who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you.

Located in the Knock Knock section

British

....Then there was the hopeless case that Sherlock Holmes solved through the use of brilliant deduction....
Watson asks, " Tell me dear Sherlock, what school did you last attend?"
"Elementary my dear Watson, Elementary."

Located in the British section



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