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Yo Mama

Yo' mama's so fat, when she walks down the street, everyone yells "Earthquake!"

Located in the Yo Mama section

Miscellaneous

There was 3 men on a plane, a Scotsman, an Irish man and a Chinese man. They was flying over Ireland and the Irish man said I see Ireland, and then they flew over Scotland and the Scotsman said I see Scotland. Then they was going through a storm and the Chinese man went to the cafeteria in the back and he dropped a plate on the floor and said I see china.

Located in the Miscellaneous section

Submitted by : Sam 

Miscellaneous

You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.

Located in the Miscellaneous section

Computers

Windows: Just another pane in the glass.

Located in the Computers section

Answering Machine Messages

"Hello, I'm not here."

Located in the Answering Machine Messages section

Christmas

A 4-year-old boy was asked to give the meal blessing before Christmas dinner. The family members bowed their heads in expectation. He began his prayer, thanking God for all his friends, naming them one by one. Then he thanked God for Mommy, Daddy, brother, sister, Grandma, Grandpa, and all his aunts and uncles. Then he began to thank God for the food. He gave thanks for the turkey, the dressing, the fruit salad, the cranberry sauce, the pies, the cakes, even the Cool Whip.
Then he paused, and everyone waited-- and waited. After a long silence, the young fellow looked up at his mother and asked, "If I thank God for the broccoli, won't he know that I'm lying?"

Located in the Christmas section

What Do?

What do you call a rock group with Mozart, Bach, Beethoven, Handel, and Chopin?
The Decomposers.

Located in the What Do? section

Knock Knock

Knock, Knock. Who's there?
Bruce.
Bruce who?
I Bruce easily, so please don't hit me.

Located in the Knock Knock section

For Children

This man was called up before the judge. He said, 'Your honour, why do you keep leaping up and down?'
The judge said, 'Why do you think? It's a kangaroo court.'

Located in the For Children section



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