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Computers

Computer programmers never die, they just get lost in the processing.

Located in the Computers section

Education

"You never get anything right," complained the teacher. "What kind of job do you think you'll get when you leave school?"
"Well I want to be the weather girl on TV."

Located in the Education section

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Guthrie.
Guthrie who?
Guthrie cream cakes in my hand.

Located in the Knock Knock section

Frogs

What did one frog say to the other?
Time's sure fun when you're having flies.

Located in the Frogs section

Change Light Bulb

How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb?
None, the old one is probably screwed in too tight.

Located in the Change Light Bulb section

For Children

Did you hear about the prisoner who talked very slowly?
He took twentyfive years to finish a sentence.

Located in the For Children section

Did You Hear?

Did you hear about the young cat who went to work for the Red Cross?
She wanted to be a first aid kit.

Located in the Did You Hear? section

Marriage

'Tell me, young man,' said the father to his prospective son-in-law, 'if my daughter marries you, and I give her a substantial dowry, what have you to offer her in return?' 'I'll give you a receipt.'

Located in the Marriage section

For Children

Did you hear about the vampire that swallowed a sheep?
He said he felt baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.

Located in the For Children section



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