5 Random Jokes and Funny Stories

What's thick and black and comes out of the ground and shouts 'Knickers!'
Crude oil.

Located in the Jokes For Children section
Added: 09-21-2003

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Colin.
Colin who?
Colin round to see you.

Located in the Knock Knock Jokes section
Added: 11-28-2011

I used to be a lumberjack, but then I got the axe.

Located in the Miscellaneous Jokes section
Added: 10-06-2003

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pencil.
Doctor: Can you get to the point.

Located in the Doctors section
Added: 05-09-2006

Did you hear about the man from London who became very thirsty when he went to visit his relatives in Vancouver?
He drank Canada Dry.

Located in the Did You Hear? section
Added: 07-10-2009

A Joke At Random

There was an engineer, manager and programmer driving down a steep mountain road.
The brakes failed and the car careered down the road out of control.
Half way down the driver managed to stop the car by running it against the embankment narrowing avoiding going over a cliff.
They all got out, shaken by their narrow escape from death, but otherwise unharmed.
The manager said "To fix this problem we need to organize a committee, have meetings, and through a process of continuous improvement, develop a solution."
The engineer said "No that would take too long, and besides that method never worked before. I have my trusty pen knife here and will take apart the brake system, isolate the problem and correct it."
The programmer said "I think you're both wrong! I think we should all push the car back up the hill and see if it happens again."

You can find more like this in the Office Humor category