5 Random Jokes And Funny Stories

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Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a goat.
And how long has this been going on?
Oh, ever since I was a kid.

Located in the Jokes For Children section
Added: 09-21-2003

Did you hear about the stupid yachtsman who had his arm cut off so that he could sail round the world single-handed.

Located in the Did You Hear? section
Added: 11-01-2005

"Matrimony isn't a word, it's a sentence."

Located in the Jokes About Marriage section
Added: 04-06-2004

How many Oliver Norths does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How can he? He sold all the light bulbs to Iran.

Located in the Changing Lightbulbs Jokes section
Added: 02-15-2004

Where does a horse go when he gets sick?
The horspital.

Located in the Jokes For Children 2 section
Added: 06-13-2006

A Joke At Random

Last weekend my credit card was stolen but I decided not to report it because the thief is spending less than my wife does.

You can find more like this in the Jokes About Marriage category