5 Random Jokes And Funny Stories

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A man was reading The Canterbury Tales at breakfast one saturday morning.
His wife asked "What have you got there?"
"Just my cup and Chaucer."

Located in the Miscellaneous Jokes section
Added: 05-11-2006

Work is for people who don't know how to fish.

Located in the Bumper Stickers section
Added: 10-18-2006

What's the best way to get a hold of a lawyer?
By the neck...

Located in the Lawyers section
Added: 10-06-2003

The famous Statesman, William Penn, had two old aunts named Natalie and Ellie who were great at baking pies. But, alas, they got greedy and raised the prices up and up till all the people in Quakertown were talking about the pie rates of Penn's aunts.

Located in the British Humour section
Added: 10-06-2003

What is the difference between a lawyer and a pit bull terrier?
A pit bull terrier knows when to stop chasing an ambulance.

Located in the Lawyers section
Added: 11-30-2006

A Joke At Random
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Theo.
Theo who?
The Odeon is showing a good film tonight.
You can find more like this in the Knock Knock Jokes category