Recently Added Jokes and Funny Stories - 2

 

This is page 2 of the most recently added jokes and funny stories.

I was going to tell you a joke about an electric drill, but it's too boring.

Located in the Did You Hear? section

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Why did the woman have her hair in a bun?
Because she had her nose in a cheeseburger.

Located in the Why Did? section

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How do you make gold soup?
Put 14 carrots in it.

Located in the How Do? section

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What is short, green and goes camping?
A new boy scout.

Located in the British Humour section

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Doctor: How did you get here so quickly?
Patient: Flu.

Located in the Doctors section

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Avenue.
Avenue who?
Avenue guessed yet?

Located in the Knock Knock Jokes section

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow joke standing out here in the cold.

Located in the Knock Knock Jokes section

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Budapest.
Budapest who?
You're nothing Budapest.

Located in the Knock Knock Jokes section

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Colin.
Colin who?
Colin round to see you.

Located in the Knock Knock Jokes section

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Why did the arrows shake?
Because they were all in a quiver.

Located in the Why Did? section

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A Joke At Random

Redundancy: An airbag in a politician's car!

You can find more like this in the Jokes about Politicians category