Recently Added Jokes and Funny Stories - 3

 

This is page 3 of the most recently added jokes and funny stories.

What kind of bow can't be tied?
A rainbow.

Located in the Questions section

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What do you get if you cross a giraffe and a dog?
An animal that likes to chase low flying aeroplanes.

Located in the What Do? section

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What do you call a baby budgie?
A budget.

Located in the What Do? section

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Patient: This morning I was walking across a field and was trampled by some cows.
Doctor: So I herd.

Located in the Doctors section

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What do you call a woman who has a white face?
Blanche.

Located in the What Do? section

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Last night my girlfriend said that I am a great wit.
Well, she's half right.

Located in the Girlfriends section

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What do you get if you teach a deer to be a hairdresser?
A styling mousse.

Located in the What Do? section

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Did you hear about the man who stole a truck load of eggs?
He only did it for a yolk.

Located in the British Humour section

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What did Brian say when he wanted his older brother to stop holding his plastic building bricks?
Lego.

Located in the British Humour section

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Why is it risky to tell funny jokes to Humpty Dumpty?
Because he might crack up.

Located in the Why Is It? section

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A Joke At Random

Why was the cannibal expelled from school?
Because he kept buttering up the teacher.

You can find more like this in the Cannibal Jokes category