Recently Added Jokes and Funny Stories

 

These are the most recently added jokes and funny stories.

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What do you call a veterinary surgeon with laryngitis?
A hoarse doctor.

Located in the What Do? section

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What do you get if you cross a giant ape with a prisoner?
King Kongvict.

Located in the What Do? section

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Did you hear about the baby ghost who applied to join the football team?
He heard the manager say that they were in need of a little team spirit.

Located in the Did You Hear? section

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Did you hear about the Red Indian chief, Running Water?
He had two sons, one was called 'Hot', and the other 'Cold'.

Located in the Did You Hear? section

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Do you have any grandchildren?
No, all my children are just ordinary.

Located in the British Humour section

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John: Would you like a little Christmas cheer?
George: Yes, that would be very welcome.
John: Ok. Hip, hip hooray!

Located in the Christmas section

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Did you hear about the famous artist who was arrested last night by the police?
Today they released him when they found out that he had been framed.

Located in the Did You Hear? section

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What do you get if you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo.

Located in the What Do? section

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What did the road say to the bridge?
You make me cross.

Located in the Jokes For Children 2 section

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What do you get if you cross a flying insect with indigestion?
A rumblebee.

Located in the What Do? section

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A Joke At Random

Beware of Programmers who carry screwdrivers.

You can find more like this in the Computer Programmer & Users category