Recently Added Jokes And Funny Stories

These are the most recently added jokes and funny stories.

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Why do sqirrels always 'live happily ever afterwards'?
Because they have furry tail ends.

Located in the Jokes For Children 2 section
Added: 08-24-2008
Submitted by : Alan Tyte

Did you hear about the very intelligent monster?
He was called Frank Einstein.

Located in the Did You Hear? section
Added: 07-28-2008

What do you get if you cross a hen with some gunpowder?
An eggsplosion.

Located in the What Do? section
Added: 07-28-2008

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yule.
Yule who?
Yule never know just how much I love you.

Located in the Knock Knock Jokes section
Added: 07-28-2008

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ooze.
Ooze who?
Ooze that knocking at my door?

Located in the Knock Knock Jokes section
Added: 07-28-2008

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a rainstorm?
A wet blanket.

Located in the What Do? section
Added: 07-28-2008
Submitted by : Joe

Last night there was a big fight in our local fish and chip shop - a lot of fish got battered.

Located in the British Humour section
Added: 07-28-2008

What do you call a man who claps his hands at Christmas time?
Santapplause.

Located in the Christmas section
Added: 12-02-2007

Where do snowmen dance?
At a snowball.

Located in the Christmas section
Added: 12-02-2007

If you have a fear of Santa Claus coming down your chimney at Christmas, are you suffering from Santaclaustrophobia?

Located in the Christmas section
Added: 12-02-2007

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You can find more like this in the Miscellaneous Jokes category