Recently Added Jokes And Funny Stories

These are the most recently added jokes and funny stories.

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Knock, knock.
Who\'s there?
Wanda Witch.
Wanda Witch who?
Wanda Witch you a Merry Christmas.

Located in the Christmas section
Added: 12-03-2009

What do fish sing at Christmas?
Shark, the herald angels sing.

Located in the Christmas section
Added: 12-03-2009

Knock, knock.
Who\'s there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
Cows go moo not who.

Located in the Knock Knock Jokes section
Added: 12-02-2009

Knock, knock.
Who\'s there?
Ivor.
Ivor who?
Ivor good mind not to tell you.

Located in the Knock Knock Jokes section
Added: 12-02-2009

Which dog gives you Christmas presents?
Santa Paws.

Located in the Christmas section
Added: 12-01-2009

What does Mrs. Claus use to make her cakes?
Elf-raising flour.

Located in the Christmas section
Added: 12-01-2009

What if you cross a legendary Scottish monster and a bad egg?
The Loch Ness pongster.

Located in the Scottish Jokes section
Added: 12-01-2009

Knock, knock.
Who\'s there?
Taylor.
Taylor who?
Taylor I can\'t make it.

Located in the Knock Knock Jokes section
Added: 11-29-2009

Knock, knock.
Who\'s there?
Sari.
Sari who?
Sari wrong number.

Located in the Knock Knock Jokes section
Added: 11-29-2009

Knock, knock.
Who\'s there?
Raptor.
Raptor who?
Raptor presents before Christmas.

Located in the Christmas section
Added: 11-29-2009

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A Joke At Random

A man went into a grocer's and saw a sign: 'Normal eggs 30p a dozen, square eggs 50p a dozen.' He asked the manager what the extra twenty pence was for.
'Ah,' came the reply, 'that's danger money for the chicken.'

You can find more like this in the Jokes About Restaurants & Food category