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Here is our collection of humorous Scottish jokes and funny stories about Scotland and the Scots. We hope you will like them.
Scottish jokes and humor - Loch Ness monster


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What did one highland cow say to the other one?
Och aye the moo.
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What do you call a Scotsman with a castle on his head?
Fort William.
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Hamish walks into a posh Scottish restaurant and the waiter says: "Canapé for you sir?"
So Hamish says: "That's very generous of you. I'll have the lobster."
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How did the Scottish dog feel when it saw the Loch Ness monster?
Terrier-fied.

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How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb?
Och! It's no that dark.
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A herd of highland cows are standing in a field in Scotland.
Which one is on holiday?
The one with the wee calf.
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Which famous Scottish poet is really setting the place on fire?
Robert Burns.
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Did you hear about the new Scottish football team whose players don't know each other?
They're called Glasgow Strangers.
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What is very smelly, and is spoken in the highlands of Scotland?
Garlic.
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What do Scottish owls sing?
Owld Lang Syne.

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