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The Joke of the Day

On this page you will find todays 'Joke of the Day' plus the listings for the last seven days. There is a different joke every day of the year.

You will also be able to view the archive from past weeks.

The Joke of the day for Saturday, August 18th, 2018

In Scotland what's the difference between a wedding and a wake?
There's one drunk less at a wake.

The Joke of the Day Archive

This is our archive where you can view previous 'Joke of the Day' listings.

Here is page 1 of our archive and it currently covers from Saturday, August 11th, 2018 to Friday, August 17th, 2018.

There are 12 pages in this archive and each page covers seven days.

The Joke of the day for Friday, August 17th, 2018

Walter went on a date with his new girlfriend and they reached the door of her flat just before midnight. When she kissed him goodnight she said, "be careful on your way home or someone might rob you of all the money you've saved this evening.

The Joke of the day for Thursday, August 16th, 2018

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lena.
Lena who?
Lena little closer and I'll tell you.

The Joke of the day for Wednesday, August 15th, 2018

Manager: We want you to leave on medical grounds.
Employee: But I'm fully fit.
Manager: I know, but we're sick of you.

The Joke of the day for Tuesday, August 14th, 2018

What do you get if you cross a freeway with a skateboard?
Run over.

The Joke of the day for Monday, August 13th, 2018

Two men are talking. The first one says, "The reason that I got married was because I was tired of having to eat out, cleaning the house, doing the laundry and wearing worn-out clothes."
"That's amazing," said the second, "I just got divorced for the very same reasons."

The Joke of the day for Sunday, August 12th, 2018

What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head?
A seasoned traveller.

The Joke of the day for Saturday, August 11th, 2018

What do you call a man with a duck on his head?
Donald.

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