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The Joke of the Day

On this page you will find todays 'Joke of the Day' plus the listings for the last seven days. There is a different joke every day of the year.

You will also be able to view the archive from past weeks.

The Joke of the day for Sunday, April 22nd, 2018

What is round and nasty?
A vicious circle.

The Joke of the Day Archive

This is our archive where you can view previous 'Joke of the Day' listings.

Here is page 1 of our archive and it currently covers from Sunday, April 15th, 2018 to Saturday, April 21st, 2018.

There are 12 pages in this archive and each page covers seven days.

The Joke of the day for Saturday, April 21st, 2018

Fred: My girlfriend is one of twins.
Brian: How can you tell them apart?
Fred: It's easy, her brother's got a beard.

The Joke of the day for Friday, April 20th, 2018

What is black and white and makes a lot on noise?
A zebra with a drum kit.

The Joke of the day for Thursday, April 19th, 2018

What do you call a alien from outer space who is overweight?
An extra-cholesterol.

The Joke of the day for Wednesday, April 18th, 2018

My brother went to three parties. At the first party he broke his arm, at the second party he broke his leg, and after that he got Third Party Insurance.

The Joke of the day for Tuesday, April 17th, 2018

Did you hear about the man who wouldn't wash until he became a millionaire? He's now filthy rich.

The Joke of the day for Monday, April 16th, 2018

How many British Rail staff does it take to change a light-bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and one to apologize for the delay.

The Joke of the day for Sunday, April 15th, 2018

This woman and her husband came out of the supermarket. She said, 'I'll put the shopping in the car and you get the baby.'
The husband said, 'Alright.' And off he went. A few minutes later he was back at the car.
The woman said, 'Hey, that's not our baby.'
The man said, 'Shut up, it's a better pram.'

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