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The Joke of the Day

On this page you will find todays 'Joke of the Day' plus the listings for the last seven days. There is a different joke every day of the year.

You will also be able to view the archive from past weeks.

The Joke of the day for Thursday, March 30th, 2017

Did you hear about the boatload of red paint that crashed into a boat carrying blue paint?
13 passengers were marooned.

The Joke of the Day Archive

This is our archive where you can view previous 'Joke of the Day' listings.

Here is page 1 of our archive and it currently covers from Thursday, March 23rd, 2017 to Wednesday, March 29th, 2017.

There are 12 pages in this archive and each page covers seven days.

The Joke of the day for Wednesday, March 29th, 2017

My brother went to the doctor. He said, 'I feel like a bar of soap.
The doctor said, 'That's life, boy.'

The Joke of the day for Tuesday, March 28th, 2017

How does Batman's wife call him for dinner?
Dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner - Batman!

The Joke of the day for Monday, March 27th, 2017

Did you hear about the cannibal who joined the police force?
He wanted to grill his suspects.

The Joke of the day for Sunday, March 26th, 2017

An airliner was having engine trouble and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and prepare for an emergency landing. A few minutes later, the pilot asked the flight attendants if everyone was buckled in and ready. "All set back here, Captain," came the reply, "except for the lawyer who is still passing out business cards."

The Joke of the day for Saturday, March 25th, 2017

Yo momma's so stupid, she thought Sherlock Holmes was a housing project.

The Joke of the day for Friday, March 24th, 2017

Did you hear about the man who stole some rhubarb?
He was put into custardy.

The Joke of the day for Thursday, March 23rd, 2017

Waiter, waiter. I don't like the flies in here.
Well come back tomorrow sir, we'll have some new ones by then.

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