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The Joke of the Day

On this page you will find todays 'Joke of the Day' plus the listings for the last seven days. There is a different joke every day of the year.

You will also be able to view the archive from past weeks.

The Joke of the day for Thursday, June 21st, 2018

Jill: You remind me of the sea.
Jack: Because I'm wild, unpredictable and romantic?
Jill: No, because you make me sick.

The Joke of the Day Archive

This is our archive where you can view previous 'Joke of the Day' listings.

Here is page 1 of our archive and it currently covers from Thursday, June 14th, 2018 to Wednesday, June 20th, 2018.

There are 12 pages in this archive and each page covers seven days.

The Joke of the day for Wednesday, June 20th, 2018

A horse walks into a bar, he sits down and the bartender asks him, "Why the long face?"
Then a second horse walks in with jumper cables attached to it's head, he sits down, and the bartender says, "I don't mind the long face, but don't you go and try to start anything!"

The Joke of the day for Tuesday, June 19th, 2018

Did you hear about the extremely vain actor?
Every time he opened the fridge door and the little light came on he would bow.

The Joke of the day for Monday, June 18th, 2018

Did you hear about the idiot who was given two weeks to live?
He decided to take one week in May and the other week in October.

The Joke of the day for Sunday, June 17th, 2018

Where do shellfish go when they want to borrow money?
To the prawnbrokers.

The Joke of the day for Saturday, June 16th, 2018

Why was James Bond only speaking in whispers?
He was on a hush-hush mission.

The Joke of the day for Friday, June 15th, 2018

Why did the pear go out with the apple?
Because he couldn't find a date.

The Joke of the day for Thursday, June 14th, 2018

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Howie.
Howie who?
I'm fine, how are you?

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