Vacation Jokes And Funny Stories

Sometimes when you go on vacation, it seems that the weather is playing a joke on you. The weather is always good until the moment that your vacation starts and then it turns nasty.
Its time to dig out some of the jokes and funny stories about holiday landladies.

There are always fortune-tellers at the seaside. Two of them met on the front at Frinton one sunny summer day. 'Lovely weather,' said the first fortune-teller. 'Yes,' said the second. 'It reminds me of the summer of 2010.'

I went on vacation last week. What a week it was. Only rained twice - once for three days, once for four.

'Excuse me,' said the guest, 'but this steak is so tough I can't even cut it. Take it away and bring me another.'
'I can't take it away,' said the landlady. 'You've bent it.'

A holidaymaker was complaining to his landlady about his room. 'Look. This wall's so thin you can almost see through it.'
'That's not a wall,' she replied, 'it's the window.'

A man arrived at his holiday guest-house and met the landlady.
'Can you sing?' she snapped.
'No,' he replied.
'Well, you'd better learn quickly. There's no lock on the bathroom door.'

Submitted by : John

A Joke At Random

A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals. She proudly says, "Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them." A friend says, "OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin?"
The blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy: W."

You can find more like this in the Jokes About Blondes category