What Did - Jokes

What did the slug say as he slid very fast down the window?
My, how slime flies.

What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?
"He's a real fun guy [fungi]."

A Joke At Random

How many FILM DIRECTORS does it take to change a light-bulb?
"I don't care how many it takes, what it costs, or how you do it -
JUST GET IT CHANGED, OKAY?!?! !"

You can find more like this in the Changing Lightbulbs Jokes category