What Did - Jokes

What did Cinderella Dolphin wear to the ball?
Glass flippers.

What did one firefly say to the other one?
Got to glow now.

What did one bee say to the other bee on a hot summers day?
Swarm today isn't it.

What did Caesar say to Cleopatra?
Toga-ether we can rule the world.

What did the cookie say to the unhappy cake?
"Hey, what's eating you?"

What did the cookie say when it saw two friends being crushed?
Oh Crumbs!

What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?
Are you my mother?

What did one skunk say to the other one?
"So do you!" (think about it)

What did the slug say as he slid very fast down the window?
My, how slime flies.

What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?
"He's a real fun guy [fungi]."

A Joke At Random

How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).

You can find more like this in the Changing Lightbulbs Jokes category