What Do - Jokes - 2

 

This is page 2 of "what do" jokes.

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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a skunk?
A fowl smell.

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What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper?
A slippery customer.

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What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man?
Tarzan stripes forever.

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What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo?
A stripey jumper.

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What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone?
A lot of crackling on the line.

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What do you call a crazy spaceman?
An astronut.

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What do you get if you cross a student and an alien?
Something from another universe -ity.

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What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set?
A boa constructor.

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What do you get if you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit?
A honey bunny.

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What do you call a rabbit who is really cool?
A hip hopper.

A Joke At Random

Knock, Knock. Who's there?
Sincerely.
Sincerely who?
Sincerely this morning, I've been knocking.

You can find more like this in the Knock Knock Jokes category