What Do - Jokes - 3

 

This is page 3 of "what do" jokes.

What do you call who ate a duck?
A duck-filled-fatty-puss.

What do you call a hippy's wife?
Mississippi.

What do you call a camel with three humps?
Humphrey.

What do you call a snake who is employed by the government?
A civil serpent.

What do you get if you cross a snake with a set of building blocks?
A boa constructor.

What do you get if you cross a worm with an elephant?
Great big holes in your garden.

What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?
A bite in shining armour.

What do you get if you cross a thief with an orchestra?
Robbery with violins.

What do you get if you cross a labrador dog with a tortoise?
You get an animal that goes to the newsagent's and come back with last weeks newspaper.

What do you call a man who walks through the autumn leaves?
Russell.


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A Joke At Random

How many books can you put on an empty shelf?
One. After that it isn't empty.

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