What Do - Jokes - 3

 

This is page 3 of "what do" jokes.

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What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?
A zebra.

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What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?
Lily.

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What do you call a fake noodle?
An Impasta.

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What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
A shaggy dogs tale.

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What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?
A dog that has somewhere to store its own lead.

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What do you call an alcoholic dog?
A whino.

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What do you call a cow that plays the guitar?
A Moosician.

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What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to go swimming?
An octopuss.

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What do you get if you cross an famous Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?
Toot and Car Man.

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What do you call a person who draws amusing pictures of motor vehicles?
A car-toonist.

A Joke At Random

How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?
One-third less than for a regular bulb.

You can find more like this in the Changing Lightbulbs Jokes category