What Do - Jokes - 4

This is page 4 of "what do" jokes.

What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after taking a bath?
Polly unsaturated.

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a duck?
A bird that lays down.

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
An alarm cluck.

Submitted by : Julie 

What do you get if you cross a new-born snake with a basketball?
A bouncing baby boa.

What do you call an overweight ET?
An extra cholesterol.

What do you call a lady magician?
Trixie.

What do you call a ninety year old ant?
An antique.

What do you call a bee that's had a spell cast on him?
Bee-witched.

What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?
Lily.

What do you get if you cross a tourist and an elephant?
Something that carries it's own trunk.

A Joke At Random

When a man was reading the newspaper, his wife asked, "Will you still love me when I'm old and gray?" "Sure I do," he mumbled.

You can find more like this in the Jokes About Marriage category