clean Jokes and Funny Stories

Here is a randomly chosen joke or funny story :-

What do you call a crazy spaceman?
An astronut.

What Do - Jokes - 5

 

This is page 5 of "what do" jokes.

What do you get if you cross a vegetable with a 26 mile run?
A marrowthon.

What do you call a man with legal documents on his head?
Will.

What do you call a man with a duck on his head?
Donald.

What do you get if you cross a pig with Count Dracula?
A hampire.

What do you get if you cross a traffic warden with a dog?
A barking ticket.

What do you call a bee which is born in the month of May?
A maybee.

What do you call a snake that becomes a Canadian law officer?
Mountie Python.

What do you call a convict who dresses up as a clown?
Silicon.

What do you call a cat that tells jokes?
A witty kitty.

What do you call a butterfingered nurse?
A medicine dropper.







A Joke At Random

Old teachers never die, they just grade away.

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