What Do - Jokes - 5

 

This is page 5 of "what do" jokes.

What do you call a lifeguard with no legs?
Bob.

What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with only three legs?
Lean beef.

What do you get if you cross an artist with a policeman?
A brush with the law.

What do you call a man with sports equipment on his head?
Jim

What do you call a woman with a cat on her head?
Kitty

What do you call a woman with a nut tree on her head?
Hazel

What do you get if you cross a baby with a ufo?
An unidentified crying object.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?
A pair of swimming trunks.

Q: What do you call a psychic dwarf that just escaped from prison?
A: A small Medium at large.


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A Joke At Random

Why does a man have a clean conscience?
Because it's never been used.

You can find more like this in the Jokes About Men category