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What do you get if you cross a flying insect with indigestion?A rumblebee.
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What Do - Jokes - 8
This is page 8 of "what do" jokes.
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with 4 leaf clovers?
A rash of good luck!
A rash of good luck!
What do you get when a dinosaur has a car accident?
Tyrannosarus wrecks
Tyrannosarus wrecks
What do you call a barber who cuts hair in a library?
A barbarian!!
A barbarian!!
What do you call a rock group with Mozart, Bach, Beethoven, Handel, and Chopin?
The Decomposers.
The Decomposers.
Q: What do you call a cow that's just had a baby?
A: Decalfinated
A: Decalfinated
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What do prisoners use to call each other?
Cell phones.
Cell phones.
What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand?
Quatro sinko.
Quatro sinko.
What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
Polaroids.
Polaroids.
What do you call a lifeguard with no legs?
Bob.
Bob.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
Ground beef.
A Joke At Random
What is:
peck, peck, peck, BANG, peck, peck, peck BANG??
A chicken in a minefield...
You can find more like this in the Chicken Jokes category
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